Sunday, September 25, 2005

Armed and dangerous dolphins are missing.

According to the Observer, dolphins trained to shoot darts at underwater terrorists in wetsuits are missing from their training ponds in the aftermath of Katrina.

Hmmm. I hope they just seized the opportunity to escape from slavery.

1 comment :

Anonymous said...

I can imagine the training going on, but I can't imgine them carrying live arms even though the concept of dolphins "fragging" their captors is poetic.